Sunday, August 18, 2013
Pooped of Lagoon
1. A lot of women wear very non-supportive sandals to Lagoon. They do look cute- I'll give them that, but yikes! You're going to be on on your feet all day. Do you have arches of steel? I had on really supportive shoes, but by the end of the day my feet were hurting. More power to you cute, stylish ladies.
2. This one is about the ladies as well. I have no problem with people coming in all shapes and sizes. But I think those of us who come in a little bit bigger shape and size might want to consider wearing clothing that is a larger size than a twiggy girl would wear. I would appreciate it if you wear clothing that adequately covers your ample top and bottom. Come on! There are little children here!
3. I feel a little bit bad about the previous two comments, but not about this last one. You see, for #1 and #2 you weren't asking for my attention or commentary. But for this one you were clearly asking for my attention. Well, you got it. And this is what I really think. Your T-shirts with the snarky/rebellious/immature/self-centered sayings tell me more about you than you might want me to know. Here were my top 4 obnoxious T-shirt sayings.
a. "Normal is Boring"
b. "Sometimes bad choices make great stories"
c. "Bad Mormon".
d. "Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional"
Alright, that's enough. Sorry for being stinky.
Now, if you've looked through my kids' pictures and endured my self-righteous soap box, then you get to see my favorite part of the day.