Saturday, January 30, 2016
AND... I am indeed expecting again. I am about 14 weeks and I wear one of these two pairs of black stretchy pants everyday. In the same way that Abe and I NEVER speak ill of our 2002 white Chrysler Town and Country mini-van, lest it retaliate and break down on us. I will not speak ill of these most loyal and forgiving pants, lest they get a hole or tragically grow too small for me.
If you see me wearing these pants anytime in the next 12 months-- as you surely will if you see me at all in that time-- feel free to ask me about my miracle black stretchy pants. They would enjoy the attention and it will give me a chance to publicly thank them for their service.