Last night Bethany was being very kind and offered to rub my feet before she went to bed. She also knew it would delay bedtime for her, but I didn't care, I wanted my feet rubbed. Clark came down and caught on to the no-going-to-bed tactic so he also offered to rub my feet. Bethany moved on to giving me a head massage. I liked this a lot.
However, the conversation of the children moved on to commenting on different parts of me. The following are actual statements from my children:
"You have really fat, short toes"
"Why are your toenails so crumbly?"
"Mom's head is really greasy"
"You have short prickly hairs all over your legs"
"Whoa, you have a lot of hair in your nose"
So, I wasn't feeling very beautiful at this point. I no longer liked my foot rub. GO TO BED!