Conspiracy Theory Night

We celebrated Landen's and Cannon's birthdays with a Conspiracy Theory Night.  Grover is already of a rather nervous nature, so it was all terribly upsetting to him.

Everyone understood the assignment and it was so much fun!

One of my contributions to the festivities was this little beauty.  Basically I stayed up ridiculously late on Saturday night, asking all sorts of questions and making bizarre connections.  I thought to myself, "Is this what it feels like to be crazy?"  I LIKED IT!  

In case you are interested, the red string connections are not random.  I'd be happy to explain my discoveries, should you be interested.

Their bringing that boy up right.

George and Leland understand one another

Greta spent hours and hours preparing her presentations

We kicked off with Greta's intro slideshow

And then she went right into her "Flat Earth" theory.  

Peter's theory of reptilian-humanoids secretly controlling the earth

Cannon presented about" Agartha" --a place inside a hollow Earth that is accessed through both the North and South Poles.  Apparently, many Nazis, as well as Hitler himself, are alive and well. 

I presented on the mystery surrounding missing socks from the laundry.  I threw out to the family all the matchless socks from our sock-basket as proof!

Abe gave a hysterical presentation in which he parodied Pee-Wee's Big Adventure while explaining how the bread and toaster companies are in cahoots.

Landen was a hard-core, straight-shooter.  He went for the classic, "the government is behind the JFK assassination".

George explains the little known facts of the elusive Megalodon.

It's a little controversial, but the science is there--- the water is making the frogs gay.

Leland gave a convincing presentation suggesting David Bowie is a time-traveling space alien.

The award for creepiest conspiracy theory of the night was Ben's about the Bohemian Grove.

Faith had us all in absolute stitches over her argument that the moon is made of cheese.

I think my favorite theory of the night was the Italian Food Conspiracy by Hunter

The whole night was such a fun way to celebrate their birthdays