Thursday, July 5, 2012

Fireworks 2012

I think fireworks are getting a bad rap this year.  I understand that they are banned-- wisely so-- in areas where there is a very serious fire danger, but in many neighborhoods in the valley there is no more danger than any other year.  I also understand that many people don't enjoy doing their own fireworks and that is fine, but I'm not buying into the "fireworks are evil, donate your firework money to help stop global warming" or some other such nonsense.  
Our $15 of fireworks brought us a lot of joy.  We cast magical spells that caused billowing blue smoke to fill our street.
Ooh, stinky one.
Time for the most dangerous portion of the fireworks show:  sparklers. 

Clark may or may not still get very nervous when handling sparklers.
Okay, truthfully, I may or may not still get nervous when handling sparklers.  I don't know, what do you think?  Do you see any tension in my face?
We woke Georgie up to go to his first big fireworks show-- he loved it!  Although I think he was more impressed by the fire fighting planes going back and forth trying to put out the fire on the mountain.
The girls bought matching necklaces from one of the vendors at the park.
Our city puts on a really great fireworks show with a finale so big you can't help but clap and cheer.  In fact the entire holiday made me want to clap and cheer-- such great fun with family and friends.

Tax Payer Dollars

The morning of the 4th of July started out with Diving for Dollars where the city throws tax payer dollars into the pool for children to dive down and grab.  I don't know how I feel about it, but I know how my children feel about it!  THEY LOVE IT!  And I love to see them so happy.
Elinor was our Little Miss Money Bags-- she collected $4.10.  I believe that is a record for our family.  And if I might just brag a little bit, she spent all that and then some on a birthday present for Clark today.  What a sweetheart.
That is Bethany in the blue goggles.  They divided up the kids by age group and put the big kids where it was a little deeper.
This boy melts my heart.
Faith quickly headed over to the snack bar and spent $.25 on a pack of fruit snacks.  I think it was a good choice.
Allison (in the middle) joined us for swimming in the morning and then Barbara and Bill and Brig and her kids joined us for a BBQ for lunch at our house.  It's hard to beat a good cookout on the 4th of July.  I don't know if the food was really that great for ours, but the company was wonderful.
May I just take a moment to say how much I love Abe and how grateful I am that he helps organize us and takes so many pictures.  I don't think I would blog so much and it wouldn't be nearly as much fun if he didn't manage the camera so well.
Popsicle tongue-- one of the true joys of summer.
Later that same day...
If you thought diving for dollars was an interesting use of tax dollars, this one really got me.  We'd never participated in the afternoon "Haystack Dive" over at the city park.  The kids got quite a bit of loot at the city's Easter egg hunt, so we decided to give this a go.
Very interesting.
Here's how it works.  Once again, by age group, the kids get a chance to run at top speed onto a giant tarp covered in hay to search for candy and trinkets and such.  This is Bethany's (bottom right) age group right as the siren went off signally the start of the feeding frenzy.
Does anyone else think this is kind of a strange activity?  Once one age group had collected all the goodies, they would put out a bunch more for the next group. 
Because they didn't get enough candy at the parade the night before...

 I wish I could walk away from this post right now and not make the next comment I'm about to make.  But I can't.
To the parents of the 3-6 year old group:  You should give your kids a little more credit.  They are more than capable of picking candy out of straw by themselves.  They don't need your help and you're probably already damaging their self-esteem by not letting them do things for themselves.  Oh, and if they are too young to pick candy out of straw by themselves, then they don't really care about the activity so why bother.  

My apologies.  See, I should have left well enough alone.

The Parade 2012

The 4th of July celebration began with the city parade the night of the 3rd.  If you want a good spot, ideally in the shade, you must put out your chairs several days ahead of the actual parade.  Pretty much every inch of sidewalk along the entire parade route is claimed.  Thankfully our chairs were unmolested, but I cannot say the same for all of my friends.  A few were dealt the ultimate blow by their community-- their chairs were tossed off into the bushes and their shady spot was stolen from them!!!! That is low.
Just so you know, we did let those boys sitting behind us move up in front so they could gets lots of candy too.  We're considerate parade goers.
Of course the chief joy of the parade is the great candy grab.  My sister's family joined us for the parade.  Oh, did I mention on the blog that they have moved back to Utah?!!!  Yes, they did and we were so happy to do the parade together.  We also met up with some good homeschool friends, so all the kids had friends to compete for candy with:)
 Clark and Taylor enjoyed stealing candy from the babies.

Just kidding.
George and cousin Emi both turn 2 this month and they were happy to sit in their strollers and munch down on otter pops.  I absolutely love otter pops so I did a really smart thing this year.  I packed a cooler full of an entire box of frozen otter pops (100) and I told the kids they could have as many as they could stand to eat.  It was glorious.  We even shared our otter pops-- how selfless of us.
Does it get much better than sitting in the shade of your city's parade, with your family and friends, with an endless supply of otter pops?  
Well, I suppose I can imagine scenarios I might enjoy more, but it was really great.
YES!!!!!!
This piece of Double Bubble got thrown straight to me!!!!
What luck!
Then Abe had his moment-- he got a root beer barrel!
Clark was 12 in this picture.  As of today he is 13.  YIKES-- I have a teenager!!!!!  
Cannon had the saddest moment of the parade.  He had been sick for several days leading up to the parade and was feeling better but still very low on energy.  So he sat with me for a lot of the parade.  Some of the people in the parade really get into chucking the candy into the crowds.  Poor Cannon got pelted in the eye with a piece of candy.  He is okay, but can you imagine how tragic it would be if he was permanently blinded by a piece of parade candy?  Gratefully he dodged that bullet..........this year anyway.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Stinky the Rat

I dedicate this post to my youngest brother Chip.
I mean Peter.
No, I don't mean Peter.
I mean Chip.

My brother's full name is Peter Richards Cannon II.  But since Peter means "the rock", my parents always called him Chip.  He's a chip off the old rock.  The "old rock" being my dad, Peter.

But once he grew up and went on a mission and started real life, he has preferred to go by Peter.  And I have been a stinker and still call him Chip.  How rude of me.  I am beginning to feel ashamed of myself, but not enough to call him Peter yet.  Maybe in a few more years.

Bethany and I and the little boys were riding in the car today listening to a children's song about ducks hatching from an incubator in a school classroom.  In the song some of the kids got to take the ducks home for the weekend.  This jogged my memory about the time Chip got to bring his school pet home with him for the weekend.  I tried to tell Bethany the story, but ended up having to call Chipper to get the facts.

Here is the tragic tale of Stinky the Rat.
For the record, this is not Stinky, but I thought you might like a visual.

In about the 3rd grade in Ft. Ord, California (near Monterey), after much waiting, Chip finally got his turn to bring home the classroom pets-- two rats.  There was a black rat and a white rat.  Stinky was the white rat.  I do not recall the name of the black rat and it is not in any way pertinent to this story.

Nor do I know what the inspiration was for the incident that occurred that Friday afternoon when Stinky and his companion arrived at our home.  But here's what happened.
Chip and a friend and possibly my other brother Matt-- who I should mention is older than Chip and really should have known better--- decided to let Stinky experience the thrill of flight.  They held on to the four corners of a blanket and tossed Stinky into the air and then to catch him with the blanket when he came down, over and over again.  Stinky might well have escaped unscathed if not for the throw in which Stinky did not land comfortably in the blanket, but hit the ground with his little furry body instead.

In the wordsof Chip today, "I knew something was wrong and I felt so bad."

Stinky was not dead but he was wounded-- mortally as it turned out.  In a panic Chip somehow convinced my mother to take Stinky to the vet.  Now you should know that my mother was not a lover of animals in general, much less a lover of small rodents.  But I suppose the shame of her son murdering his classroom pet moved her to action. 

The prognosis?  Stinky had a broken back--or at least ruptured or fractured discs or something.  Surgery would be needed.

My mother's shame only moved her so far into action.  She was not going to pay hundreds of dollars for Stinky's back surgery.  It was time for Stinky to pass on.  I don't know how Chip could bear to face his 3rd grade class again.  At least it was a school of military children who would all move on within 2 or 3 years so he wouldn't forever be branded "the kid who killed Stinky".

And in fairness to Chip, you should know that during the recent power outages in the D.C. area he has spent a great deal of energy changing the water in his aquariums to keep his fish and stingrays alive.  I guess that is a hard thing to do when your filters have no power.  So you see, he is an animal lover and I don't believe he has ever really gotten over the loss of Stinky. 

R.I.P Stinky.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

My Happy Place

A couple of days ago Bethany came to me with the age-old childhood complaint:  "I'm bored".

My favorite response to a bored child, besides offering to share my workload, is to reassure them that there is no cause for alarm.  They are simply passing through the land of boredom and on their way to their next really good idea.   While boredom is quite uncomfortable, death is very unlikely. 

No one in this house is ever impressed with this explanation but I guess they don't like hearing it because they usually move onto someone else to pester with their complaints of boredom.

But Bethany was sticking with me in the hopes that I could relieve her discomfort.  Finally I turned to her and said, "You know what?  I'm bored too!"

It's true I've been grouchy, down, out of sorts for the last few days and I think I've been passing through the land of boredom.  We're on summer break but we don't have a lot of fun activities or trips planned.  We don't have much school work to do.  I don't have as many piano lessons to teach.  Cannon has been quite sick for a few days so we've been very home bound.

I'll have to follow my own advice this week and either start working more or at least get some good ideas of how to entertain my people and myself this week.  Anyone want to come over for some water games and a good water balloon fight?

I was so grateful to get to go to my happy place this evening.  This is my happy place:
 
The U.S. Olympic Trials have been taking place the last couple of days and we had marvelous family time this evening watching swimming and gymnastics.

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE OLYMPICS!!!!!!
 I don't think this could really have been that comfortable for Abe, but it was so sweet of him. Abe busted out his football jersey for Arsenal- a professional football (soccer) team in London that he got on his mission.  Oh yes, I think he's gearing up for the games as well.

We particularly enjoyed watching the gymnastics Olympic trials this evening.  Faith entertained us during the commercial breaks.
The one handed cartwheel.
We're thinking the 2024 Olympics for her.
It looks like the discomfort of three children lying on Abe finally caught up with him.  The girls weren't very willing to get off so they had to be forcefully removed. 
Ahh, it never pays to have fun.

Camp Geek

Clark is turning 13 in just a few days (oh, give me strength!).  For his birthday he decided on an overnight backpacking trip with Abe and a few friends.
They gathered at our house Friday for lunch and then they were off.
They hiked about 3 miles to Long Lake in the Uintas.
Before they left I told these charming young men not to report back to me any dangerous activities they might choose to engage in.  Note that I did not tell them not to do anything dangerous--as I'm sure their definition of dangerous would not equate with my idea of dangerous.  I know they are adventurous young men and I don't want to crush that spirit, but I'd rather not hear about it. 

Case in point:
Cliff jumping.
Very very dangerous.  I don't want to know.
Abe "assures" me that the angle of this picture makes it look like a bigger cliff than it actually was.

I say the camera don't lie.
I will grant that this is a very cool picture of a triple jump, BUT STILL!
How about just fishing???
That's a good safe activity!
You can experience the thrill of success with fishing with absolutely no danger.
You can even cook it on a little camp stove with the possibility of burning yourself.  I'm okay with that.
I'm not okay with cliff jumping.
Paddling makeshift log rafts near the shore is good.
Paddling out into the middle of the lake makes me a little more nervous.
The boys named their camp "Camp Geek".  I understand their discussion centered on the characteristics of zombies, Star Trek, Dungeons and Dragons, mutant alien space invasions,  and the like. 
Now I ask you, was their camp aptly named?  
I think so. 

But I love them all anyway!  I cannot imagine a nicer group of young men for Clark to associate with.  They all hope to return to Camp Geek next summer, where I'm sure they will all respect my wishes and not even think about jumping off those cliffs again.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

The Python in the Cupboard

Do you remember the snake I showed you yesterday?
Clark caught it at a park yesterday.  Here's a refresher in case you missed it or forgot it or have tried to block out the unpleasant image from your mind.
Clark came up with a very appropriate name for this little beauty-- "Fugitive".
Hmm... I wonder where he would get a name like that?  Yes, as you may have guessed, Fugitive escaped.  Escaped-- as in-- we have a snake loose in the house.
Lovely.
And yet nobody panicked?  Nobody moved a muscle to look for the snake.  No one's heart rate even got slightly elevated.  We kind of shrugged our shoulders and said, "Well, we'll find it at some point."

That's disgusting.  I suppose it is disgusting that there was a snake loose in the house, but I'm rather more disgusted with myself that it didn't bother me that much. What has happened to me?

Years ago when we lived in our Bluffdale house we had a ball python that got loose in the  house just hours before my brother-in-law's graduation party we were hosting.  I was inconsolable-- hysterically crying upstairs in fear that one of 3 horrible outcomes was imminent.  1) The snake would crawl out of the bathroom cupboard while some unsuspecting guest was taking care of business.  They would have a heart attack and it would be our fault.  2) The snake would be unable to escape through the bathroom cupboard and I would have a dead rotting snake carcass in my wall.  3)  The snake would hide-out in the walls and/or vents of the house and then come out after Faith was born (I was very pregnant at the time) and strangle her and eat her.

FORTUNATELY the snake came out sooner rather than later and no harm came.  But still, it was tramatic and I feel I had a relatively healthy reaction to a bad situation.

But the fact that I had absolutely no reaction to Fugitive's escape concerns me.

However, you need not be alarmed to come to my house this week.  I found Fugitive before we left for church this afternoon.  The sneaky little thing was somewhat camouflaged.  Can you see her in this picture?
She thought I wouldn't see her there, but I did.  That's how I roll.  I'm horrified by it, but that's how I roll these days.

 Okay, new subject.

Remember what it was like in junior high?  I know it's painful but try to go back there with me for a moment.  You were very self conscious and convinced that everyone was noticing every little thing about you.  If you were like me you were self-obsessed and regularly looked in any reflective surface to catch a glimpse of yourself  to make sure you looked alright.

Well friends, I've been living the jr. high life this week and let me tell you-- it is exhausting.
This week has been all about me and my hair.  I've been consumed with myself and have been very obnoxious.  My apologies to my family.  I am ready to get back to normal.  But I had one big obstacle to overcome first.

I had to play the organ at church today-- right up on the stand where everyone could see me and my new hair.  I was very nervous, in an unattractive jr. high kind of way.
You can imagine my relief as I sat up on the stand and realized-- nobody cares!  People were very kind and complimentary, but besides registering some initial surprise, nobody else cared about my hair even a miniscule fraction of how much I did.

This very healthy realization gave me the confidence to express my hair's real possibilities a little more freely during game night tonight!

Midnight Blog



Today was a hot, windy day in the valley so Abe took these four kids up Big Cottonwood Canyon for a hike in cooler temperatures.  The whole family would have gone, but due to some car troubles with the van we could only send as many people as would fit into Abe's car.  More on that later.
The trip up the canyon involved quite a bit more excitement than Abe expected.  His car died on him about 3/4 of the way up.  They ended up parking it on the side of the road and finding a nearby trail to explore while the car cooled down.  
They enjoyed cooling off their toes in the creek.
They discovered an area a little ways off the road they dubbed "Fox Hideout". 
When they headed back to the car their prayers were answered and the they were able to start the car and make it back home.  Barely.

As soon as they got home Abe and I went to the car fix-it place to pick up our van.  Our dash board panels were wigging out on us this week and we'd been driving around with a non-functioning speedometer and no turn signals.  How exciting.  We were so happy to have more prayers answered that the repairs were very minimal and very cheap.  Hooray!  Especially since Abe's car now needs some repairs.  Oh well.

I don't think I've officially announced it on my blog yet, but I have registered for and am diligently training for a marathon at the end of September.  This morning I needed to do 11 miles.  But when I went to bed last night I wasn't feeling that great.  We've had a few sickies at our house lately and I was afraid the yuckies had caught up with me.  BUT I HAVE A TRAINING SCHEDULE I MUST STICK TO IT!!! So Abe and I headed out this morning.  Abe did the first 2.5 with me and then I continued on.  I felt surprisingly good until mile 8 and then I called Abe, "Houston, we have a problem."
My tummy was not happy.  Abe rescued me and took me to a little ladies room.  I walked home from there.  I ended up logging almost 12 miles.  But there was a price to pay and I have been moving in slow motion for the rest of the day and not feeling so well.  This afternoon while Abe took the kids hiking, Bethany played at a friend's house, and George and I napped. 

While I napped I dreamed that I took myself to the hospital and told them I wasn't feeling well.  Truthfully, I exaggerated my condition to the medical people because I wanted them to admit me.  They did admit me and as I lay exhausted on my medical bed they gave me an IV because I was dehydrated and they gave me medicine to make me really tired so I could rest peacefully. 

As twisted as that dream may sound it helped me relax for a nap in the middle of the day and it was perhaps the loveliest nap of my life.  Ahh.

Elinor had her belt ceremony for Tae Kwon Do today in conjunction with the annual TKD picnic.  It was great fun and she is now a senior green belt. 
There was a little creek nearby the TKD picnic and of course the reptile whisperer found this little beauty.  Just what we need.
We got some free passes to Seven Peaks water park that we used this week.  The kids had fun.  But if I never have to go to another water park for the rest of my life I will not miss it.  I just don't like water parks.  This one in particular was SO CROWDED!  The wave pool was a mass of humanity.  The lines were long and the rides were short.  I am not terribly impressed with water slides-- it's not like rides at amusement parks that are at least some feat of engineering to marvel at.  Water slides are no more than plastic, water, and gravity.  And last but not least-- too much flesh exhibited for my taste.  I don't want to see that many people and I don't want to see that much of each person.
Here's another looksie at my new pixie-do.  CRAZY!  But I think I like it.  I'm liking it more and more each day-- just such a huge change.  This much I will say, when I go running I don't care if it looks good or not-- IT FEELS HEAVENLY!!!!!  And it is so quick and easy to do. 
I hope I don't frighten the primary children tomorrow at church!